Summer TV Updates

Well the Fantasy Reality Challenge between Mike and I is in full swing and I am embarrassed somewhat to say the Mike is, in the words of host TJ Lavin, killing it. The overall score is Mike:350 and Rob:160. Mike did get 100 points for Adam getting kicked off in the 1st episode, but still he would hold an almost 100 point lead. Why you ask? All signs lead to the current fantasy reality MVP, and rookie, Jazmine from Real World Cancun. She's been involved in verbals altercations, sex in bathrooms, cheating on a boyfriend at home, breaking mirrors and it looks like more in store from previews. All this coming from a 5 foot girl who resembles a troll doll, as pointed out by Cole during our Real World Cancun blog.

Other standouts:

-- "Mike Mike" from RWLV2 took over for Adam after he was kicked out for fighting, and very poor fighting may I add. Not only did he sucker punch Ty, who laughed about it and was barely phased, but it basically knocked Mandi out cold by accident in the process. Back to Mike Mike. He has been pure comedy. Dressing up like Tyler and dancing in the jacuzzi, coughing up blood, talking about geeky stuff with people whose reading level could be 8th grade, having this odd relationship with Paula(I hope she bangs him) and having girls take body shots off of him. This guy would be racking up points if he was in the initial draft. The contestants think since he is smart that is is good at puzzles, so they are actually kinda scared to go against him in the elimination and that has kept him and Leroy safe. He says he sucks at puzzles......great....they are basically scared of a geeky white kid with no athletic ability whatsoever, under the pretense that smart people are inherently good at puzzles.

--CT---this guy is a beast. I believe Mike one wrote that he would like to see Ron Ron from Jersey Shore and CT fight. I thought CT would destroy him. I now think CT would kill him. How has he not been cast in a comic book type movie as the muscle, kinda like the Thing in the Fantastic Four, or a lesser X-men character. He could be the most intimidating person I've ever seen on a show.

Overall I've been a little disappointed with the show, again its probably due to super high expectations. I feel like we have not seen enough of them drinking and partying at the house. Thats where all the funny shit happens. And the big challenges have not been super cool. Come on MTV, pick it up.

What else is on?

-Love in the Wild.....do yourself a favor....check it out. Its entertaining. Couples can switch partners. People generally disliking the person the are matched up with.

-Bachelorette.....boring me

-Big Brother just started so I'm all in. Its on 3 times a week, whats not to love?

I've also decided to watch OZ. I know its been off the air for a while, but I never saw it when it was on. I into the 6th and final season. Awesome show. I'm constantly thinking about what I can use to make into a shank. I will give this warning....I'm seen more male frontal nudity than in my whole life combined. There are also many people who you;ll know from other shows, Like Michael from Lost and a bunch of Law and Order cast members.