notes on jersey shore

So our favorite fist pumper are taking their talents to South Beach. Oh how this is going to be a wonderous season. I had talked myself out of being excited for the season because I felt like there was no way that the second season could live up to the hype. The main reason being that these people were now famous and people would notice them wherever they went. They cast also knows they are famous so would play things up to keep their images good. Well the more I think about it, maybe in South Beach these people are not that famous. I'm sure they are B list celebrities at best in South Beach. So as much as I talked myself out of being excited....I was. But with low expectations so I could not be disappointed. My how wrong was I. This 1st episode was amazing. I'd say at least an 8 out of 10. Let's dive in, shall we?
So we start off with everyone driving down to Miami. I know people thought it was boring, but I thought it was kinda cool. Pauly picks up "The Sich" as he now refers to The Situation as. As he is doing this he lets out an amazing Pauly D quote to start off the season. He goes..."this weather is too cold to tan in and too cold to creep in". Oh Pauly D how I've missed you and your bulletproof hair. Well I guess thinking back on it MTV did drag the road trip thing out, but I wonder how long the intros were last season when we saw them packing up and driving on the Parkway.
Kudos to MTV for upping the quality of the house they are living in. Its about 25 levels higher than the trashy house they had at the shore last summer. I wonder how many incidents/great tv moments will take place in that outdoor patio area.
OK lets really just get into it. Why the fuck did MTV allow Angelina to come back on the show? She is the dumb-ass who loft during last season. "During" is a loose term since she was on like 2 episodes. She was like that kid who only stayed at college for the 1st weekend then disappeared and you find out he moved back home. That is Angelina. And I'm sure she regretted every second of it as she watched everyone else become stars. The only reason the let her back on the show is because they know there will be drama with her and the girls because she had been trashing them in the tabloids. So I guess MTV was more than happy to have her back just to stir things up and create story lines. She is fucking annoying and ugly.
Is this Sammy/Ronnie drama gonna dominate the season? I hope the hell not. Speaking of Ron-Ron....what a tornado display he put on after the girls left the club. Hooking up with girls left and right(even though they were grenades), dancing up a storm, and at one point he was hanging from the stripper pole. He was like that guy you see out in a bar the night before Thanksgiving. You know the type....never go out all year except that night, so they dont know how to act and control their liquor. They end up like Ronnie in the 1st episode. But oh my, is this what we were missing last season while he was playing kissy face with Sammy Sweetheart? Oh Ron Ron, I hope this is what we are in store for this season. Because if it is, he could go down as one of the wildest people in reality TV. I guess its the combo of the steroids and the "ron ron" juice. Why has he not marketed the Ron Ron juice yet? I was certain we'd be seeing it in liquor store this summer.
All in all I think we are in store for an amazing season and I cannot wait for Thursday nights