Beatin the Beat

Never Fall in Love in Miami?

Wow, what an impressive season of Jersey Shore. I had my expectations set high for the season finale and I should have known better. What have I been saying about high expectations.....you can only be let down....which I was for the season finale. Too much going on, too many days worth of footage, jumping all over the place. I had very low expectations going into Jersey Shore 2, so overall my ranking would have to be at least an 8 out of 10. Lets dive into some items about it

---Are we watching the Situation become a date rapist on TV? His tactits, while questionable, especially to Pauly D his supposed wingman, are borderline domestic violence/pre date rape. All he is missing is the Rohyphenol (roofies). I'm surprised they even show some of the scenes that can be borderline awkward to watch. How many times did he screw over Pauly with his antics? I can remember at least 3 in the past few episodes. He acted like a baby pouting in the club when everyone was having fun while Snookie's friend was in town and Vinny was with Ramona. All around his ranking as a TV personality has gone way down in my book. Last year he was a breakout star and this year he's like a spoiled TV kid star. He was trying waaaaaaay to hard to be the coolest person on Jersey Shore.

---I think someone should rewrite the word to Mrs. Robinson to include Ronnie. Something like this:
Where have you gone juice head Ronnie O,
The guidos turn their lonely eyes to you (Woo woo woo).
What's that you say, Mrs. Robinson?
Ron Ron has left and gone away" (Hey hey hey, hey hey hey)
I think it would be appropriate. In like a lion, out like a lamb for this kid. He started out like a F5 tornado (thats the worst kind) and ended up like a few raindrops. The saddest character demise of all time, and all because of the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet.

--Will the Pauly D action figure that talks be out for Christmas? I doubt they even make one but put me down for 3 if they do. Here is what it would say: "the cabs are here", "it's t-shirt time", "stop stalking my life",
"My hair didn't even move an inch and I was in & out of the water. My hair's windproof, waterproof, soccer proof, motocycle proof. I'm not sure if my hair's bulletproof, I'm not willing to try that.", "When I go into the club I have a game plan, I don’t wanna waste my time and take home a girl that just wants to hang out, I just wanna get to the business… so. you light it up and then you move on & at the end of the night you see who you end up with", "Well they’re Technic 1200 M5G’s…they’re not regular turntables, they’re the best turntables you can buy", I'm sure there are more. Does he have a sever case of ADHD? He needs adult ritalin for sure.
Still he's the best character on the show and I'm glad they focused in on him a lot. Also, I bet he could take Ronnie in a fight. The rage that he lets out when he get pissed is crazy.
And he kept all the numbers he got for the entire tie in Miami...classic.

--Vinny-- breakout star of the season. Standing up to the Situation, banging a hot model, part of "MVP" (this is probably one of the best things these guys made up), he's growing up right in front of our eyes.

--DTF---enough said

--This video from college humor is amazing. Jersey Shore Video game....holy shit I was LOL-ing for real.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yzLi_y4Vv5s&feature=player_embedded

I have not seen the South Park episode yet, but I heard it was great.

Miami turned out to be a good idea. I think if they were there in a warmer season we’d get more beach time. That’s been an odd thing, there is such little beach footage. Either they don’t go often, the footage sucks, or its complicated with random people. Also, I have a feeling season 3 will take a page from Real World and they won’t have jobs. FYI---no one wants to see them working some stupid job.

All in all and Amazing season and looking forward to going back to Jersey for 2.B