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oh Jersey Shore how do I love thee.......

It's glad to have the crew back in Seaside for season 3. Where to start.

1. How are Ron and Sam still together? Did she watch season 2? or were they filming season 3 when it was on tv? That could be the only excuse. What kind of loser girl would date Ron after the crap he pulled at the beginning of season 2? Why is Sammy still even on the show? Well to collect a paycheck and that's about it. Not only is she a wet blanket but she makes Ronnie a wet blanket at the same time? And we all have seen what he can do when he's not with a wet blanket. It's like a great player playing for a crappy team and not trying....he's not fun to watch because he's not having fun.

2. The new chick.....Seriously Mike (Mike Cole, not Mike "the situation") and I talked about this 2 weeks ago and we've brought up the point many times before, why can't MTV find a good looking girl? I'm not gonna even say a "hot" girl because a good looking girl would be a leap of an improvement for the female cast. Well at least MPV is down with her since she doesn't cock block, does her own thing and has a good attitude...according to Pauly D. She's a drunken mess which has already proven to be a plus. And if not for her we would not have got the "kitchen ditchen" move that the situation pulled on her.

Apparently the best MTV could find

3. The t-shirt shop....really? It was not fun to watch the 1st time and it won't be fun to watch this time.

4. The guys are off the charts. I think they could do season 4 without any of the girls. I mean Pauly and Vinny busting on writing Sam a note about fake Ron and Deena. Vinny pulling a robbery on the Sitch in the special bedroom. The Sitch making up catch phrases. Pauly busting jokes. Just their normal goofy guy stuff like "that's what she said". These guys are extremely like-able characters and the girls are not.


5. FYI Ronnie's Xenadrin commercial just came on while typing this.

6. Not sure if anyone else has noticed this, but you can tell they are famous and the editors are trying hard not to show you this. If you look carefully in certain scenes, when the camera angles change, you can see 2-3 giant gorilla dudes luring around. Basically they have security with them all the time. I am gonna assume the house if probably surrounded by security. Seaside is not big...anyone could find the house in 15 minutes max. But in the scenes where Snooki is running down the boardwalk you see big bodyguard type guy running after her. Also when Snooks is on the beach there are people lined up about 20 yards away. And security broke up the Jwow-Sam fight real fast. In the last episode you could even see people in the distance lined up on the boardwalk while Snickers and Jwow are with the guys in a restaraunt.

7. "I think Pinot is okay, pregnant people do it"? or "This isn't law school, it's a t-shirt shop"

8. Wait, now they are not showing the preview of Sammy punching Ronnie in the face? Did the battered boyfriend coallition call and complain? Well Well how the tides have turned since Snickers got knocked out.